clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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