Capitaan dildo arrescate!
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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