i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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