On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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