Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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