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My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I'm passing your future prison.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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