we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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