Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I just threw up on my dentist
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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