is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
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