Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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