i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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