i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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