two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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