Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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