he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
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