His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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