I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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