ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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