I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
