new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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