I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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