what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
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