the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
im calling her cock vulture from now on
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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