She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Panties = found
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
