So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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