piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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