she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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