maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
soo... how was my night?
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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