he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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