After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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