I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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