I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
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