holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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