did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
