i think i have herpe
just one?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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