super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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