what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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