i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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