Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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