He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
