Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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