I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I think people are normalizing furries
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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