I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I need to calm my uterus...
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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