How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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