is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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