I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize