But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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