when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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