thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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