It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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