are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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