i think i have herpe
just one?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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