I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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