Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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