id be glad to
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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