he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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