no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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