OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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